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A roast you can actually use
Get sharp, witty feedback that calls out vague bullets, buried wins, filler language, and recruiter-repelling clichés.
Brutal feedback. Useful fixes.
Your resume called. It needs help.
Upload your resume for an AI roast that spots weak bullets, empty buzzwords, and missed wins—then gives you three concrete fixes to make it hit harder.
Free roast. No credit card. Ego armor optional.
Roast preview
“Team player” is not a skill. Show what the team won.
The founder promise
No fake scores. No career-coach theater.
Specific over generic
Every roast points to language on your resume and ends with changes you can make now.
Honest about the outcome
We help sharpen your application. We never promise a job, interview, or magical ATS approval.
From cringe to concise
Three passes. One stronger resume.
Resume Roasted turns fuzzy feedback into a short, ordered plan. Laugh once, fix what matters, then apply with confidence.
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Three fixes, ranked
Skip the mystery score. Resume Roasted tells you what to change first and why it matters.
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A cleaner application kit
Upgrade for a full resume rewrite, ATS optimization, and a role-specific cover letter draft.
Straightforward pricing
Get roasted free. Upgrade when it counts.
Start with clear feedback, then unlock a complete application makeover for your next serious role.
Quick Roast
$0
The honest gut check before your next application.
- AI resume roast
- Three prioritized fixes
- Shareable roast card
Full application upgrade
Job-Ready Pack
$19 one-time
A focused rewrite and supporting materials for one job search—without a recurring subscription.
Everything in Quick Roast
Full resume rewrite
ATS-focused optimization
Role-specific cover letter draft
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your next application deserves better
Take the roast. Keep the fixes.
Find the weak spots before a recruiter does. Upload your resume and get your first useful reality check free.
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